The Icelander goes to college

I get the point Americans think (know) that Iceland is green and Greenland is icy.These two countries are not simuilar one is the size of the state of Florida the other the size of half of the U.S.

I live in a three story igloo with an elevator. We have penguins as servants and trained polarbears as means of transportation. Nope we don't have grass but you can buy lawnmovers. Yes we do have television but only on tuesdays...and the program is old german tv shows like Derrik and Taggart.
We read a lot but only the old viking sagas and we still practice the old ancient nordic religion, we worship Odin, Thor, Frigg, Freyja and whole bunch of other gods. All icelanders are paganists. We have our own currency....we use pebbles and rocks.
Everybody listens only to Bjork's music and never to anything else. Our nature consists of ice, snow, rocks and live volcanic mountains that burst every day. We cant travel to anywhere because of the harsh conditions, exceptions being a few days a year, no airplanes want to fly there. We drink a lot out of horns and wear stupid hats.

posted by Hrebbna @ 6:45 e.h.